Obelix is aff his food. He’s got his heid in the cloods. Whit’s wrang? The big dumplin has fawn heid ower heels in love! But the bonnie Purestotta, his ain true love, doesnae want him. She’s greetin ower her fiancé Herthrobbix that’s been pauchled intae jinin the Roman airmy. Asterix and Obelix jine up and aw and become Roman sodgers tae rescue Herthrobbix. But when they chairge skelp bang intae the middle o his war, they gie Julius Caesar a heidache tae match Obelix’s hertache. But as it ayewis does, love cowps and conquers aw.

Obelix has completely lost his appetite; his mind is a million miles away… Why? Because he’s head over heels in love! But the beautiful Puresotta, the girl of his dreams, is pining for her betrothed Herthrobbix, who’s been press-ganged into the Roman army. Determined to make Puresotta happy, Asterix and Obelix decide to join up and rescue Herthrobbix. But their presence on the battlefield adds to the confusion of Caesar’s war plans, as they try and make sure that love conquers all.